Launching – Fan the Loons an Lassikies Cam Oot Tae Play – Auld Rhymes Intae New

The Project

I’ve been keeping this one to myself for a couple of months now but it’s now time to tell the world about this fantastic project I’ve been involved in!

I posted previously that I was involved in the Fae Fishie Tae Aikey project with Ewan McVicar and many others -well when The Doric Board put out the call for funding applications, I got in touch with Ewan, asking if there would be any chance of working in schools with some of the stories Goldstein recorded. Ewan almost immediately got back – “ANNIE SHIRER!”

And so began my love of the rhymes and humour of one Annie Shirer.

Annie was born in 1873, educated to the age of 13 and lived in Kininmonth with her aunt and uncle who brought her up. Along with her cousin Maggie, she became a dressmaker. But Annie had a hobby! She would escape the hard work at home – by the 1900s she was caring for Uncle Kenneth and latterly for Maggie as well – by heading off on her bicycle collecting songs for Gavin Greig but also collecting many Doric rhymes, proverbs and riddles. These were published by the Rymour Club in Edinburgh and latterly by her Great Nephew Jim Shirer in 2000.

The New Web Site:

Happily, I can now direct you to this brand new web site – https://annieshirerrhymes.co.uk/ which showcases the work in the four schools I’ve visited so far.

For the past couple of months I have had a wonderful time visiting primary schools in the Mintlaw area – sharing Annie’s life, sharing her rhymes, creating Doric vocabulary lists and then – creating new Doric rhymes! Some of these have been brand new rhymes created with the pupils and myself as a class, and some have been “New For Auld” rhymes based on Annie’s original collected rhymes.

The results have been fantastic and I’ve been fair tricket to be involved in such a project!
Now the web site is to be launched (along with https://annieshirercollector.com/ which tells more about her collecting for Gavin Greig and the Rymour Club) and I’ve also put together a wee exhibition of the pupils work. It will be on display at the Aberdeenshire Farming Museum, Aden Country Park from Saturday 3rd May to Sunday 18th May during Museum opening hours Thur-Sun 11am-4pm). 

I’ll end this post with some rhymes and images from the pupils and my thanks to Ewan McVicar for introducing me to Annie Shirer and to the Doric Board for supporting this project!

Some Rhymes:

Kittlens, dugs, yowes an shelties
They are the best o craiturs
Bit wi dinna like wee beasties
Like midgies, flechs an slaters!

I widna hae a fisherman ava va va
I widna hae a fisherman ava va va
For he’s a bowfin moustache
Has a yokey rash
He guffs o fash
He’s got nae cash
And I widnae hae a fisherman ava va va

Skweel is ower, simmer’s here
We’re aa on holiday
We’ll climb up trees, an brak a leg
An humsh oor gulsh aa day
An aa the loons an lassikies
Can camp, an sweem an play

Gies ma breeks, ma bunnet, my tackety beets and sark,
I’ll loup on my sheltie an ride aroon at Aden park!

Annie’s makkin marmalade
Pittin oranges in a pot
She pit it on the stove tae bile
An get it gweed an hot

A wifie spak “Pit in a neep”
Spiert Annie “Are ye kiddin!?”
It tasted mingin, the fowk cried “Gadz!”
An it endit in the midden!

By Sheena Blackhall – My CV in Doric Poem Form !

I’ve got a couple of weeks for working on upcoming projects, working at GREC‘s Language Cafe and visiting some schools! So no public events coming up in the near future.

Instead, I’d like to share this amazing CV in Poem Form written for me by the wonderful Sheena Blackhall, fa’s praises I canna sing highly eneugh! Photie taen on the wiy tae last year’s Portsoy Haal!

Thanks Sheena! 😃❤

The Pauline Cordiner Rap– A Scottish Storyteller

Hae ye heard o a quine fa’s tales can be scary?
Wi a frien that has attitude, Fizzy the Fairy
Up at Banff Castle, sic jinkies, her ploys
Hae bubbly bairns fair kecklin wi joys

Princely puddocks, a gargoyle fas christened Marischal
Her hoose is fair hotchin, wi broonies incredible
Her hair it is reid as a Halloween flame
An a coo, contermacious whyles jynes in a game

Her events are excitin, fun an educational
Her traditional stories are verra inspirational
She can sing ye auld ballads or a cornkister
Wir you at Forvie fun day? Ye’ll be sorry ye missed her

Nature tales an folklore, tho the rain did doon pelt
Aden’s Fantasy Festival , her Vikin Tales telt
As an audience o littlins an drookit Alpacas
Stude in the doonpish an shook their maraccas

At the Northern Frichts, dragons heezed bi the score
At Tillydrone Librar there wir littlins galore
Fizzy’s fun pairties, Rhynie wifies, a crone,
The kelpie café aa cam intae her zone

Banchory St Ternan fair, Orkney’s Skara brae
Saw history cam alive far the stormy clouds stray
Castle Fraser, or rinnin adults’ ghaistie toors
Storytellin is oorie at the witchin oors

Dobbie’s Busy Beasties, Yuletide special day
Fur siller tae help fund a bairns’ charity
She’s run broomstick trainin skweels, fur trainee witches
An wizard hat craft – usin glue, glitter stitches

Her face peintin’s legend, wi speecial tattoos
She’ll makk the dourest bairn shakk aff the blues
She is fully insured, wi a PVG chitty
Is a member of equity, sings a mean ditty

Here’s a roll call of some of her festival showing
Cambridge and Glastonb’ry, reviews are glowing
Stonehaven and Girvan, Belladrum Tartan Heart
The Wizard performance, next, Science and Art

Spectra, Across The Grain, Banff’s bracin air
Strathern, Aiberdeen, an Perth Prehistory Fair
Glen Nevis, Portsoy, the Broch, Tarland as weel
The Doric Film Festival, a wide appeal

BBC Radio Scotland, an Radio fower
SHMU, Banchory Museum, the Maritime Tower
Aden , Drum, Crathes, an Fraser’s stoot waas
She cams intae her ain in historal haas

Muir of Dinnet , Arbuthnott , Duff Hoose, Peterheid
Turriff, Macduff, Duthie Park, jewels indeed
An the skweels! Tullos, Scotstown, Arduthie, Kaimhill
Robert Gordons, St Margarets, Banchory Hill

Skene Square an Auld Machar, Lairhillock, Meethill
Ferryhill Primary, Bracoden, Newtonhill
Ontae Projecks an ither community wirks
Pitscurry, an Mastrick, the quine niver shirks

Maryfield West Care Hame, Albyn Rainbows
North East Sensory Services, her talent shows
Persley Castle, the Phoenix Club, Inchgarth -nae lack
Future Choices, an Hilton, they aa wint her back

Dyce Caravans, Inchgarth, an Roxburgh Hoose
The Garioch, Inchmarlo, she’s couthie an douce
Portlethen, Kinellar, an Northfield’s rainbows
Pauline an Fizzy spreid joy wi their prose

Syne there’s Grand Circle Tours, tag team tales an the jyle
The World Storytelling Café, her stories beguile
Musica Workshops, Elphinstane’s Institute
Her sessions are thrillin’s a Cadona’s shute

Peacock Visual Arts, an the Bairns’ hospital
Hogmanay at Stonehaven, this quine musical
Wi her puppets an sangs she’s performed tae the best
The Seven Incorporated Trades , wi sic zest!

Shell Uk, Charles Michies, Diageo, Drummuir
Hidden Aiberdeen; she is a whizz at a tour
James Hutton Institute, Scottish Kids Show
Standard Life, an the Stompers, she’s rarin tae go

Aiberdeenshire Geocaching …noo there is a thing
She’s a haun on the pulse , fit the future micht bring
Sae dinna be blate…ye maun rin oot an book her
As fairyfowk gae, Pauline Cordiner’s a looker!

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Storytelling at Banff Castle!

Oh fit a lovely time Fizzy the Fairy and I had yesterday at Banff Castle – Banffshire!! Such a lovely audience of giggling grown ups, bubbly bairns and totty-wee toddlers who joined in with stories of daft loons, funny fairies and princely puddocks!

Thanks to Jo Edwards for the photographs!

Portsoy Haal 2024 with Sheena Blackhall

Weel fit a grand trip we hid tae Portsoy fur the Haal this wikend!

Sheena and I had a great weekend at the Portsoy Haal this weekend – heading off on Friday afternoon (with Wee Imp and the caravan in tow!)

After the concert our first session was the late night storytelling at the Town Hall – a grand 2 hours with folk sharing their tales from 11pm to 1am. Wee Imp enjoyed the late night walk back to the camp site!

Our storytelling workshop on Saturday morning went down a treat too – we had 16 enthusiastic attendees who heard stories and learned about how some famous authors got into a bit of trouble by putting their neighbours in their novels! Abdy then had a go at creating life stories from photographs and came scarily close to the truth in some cases!

Wee Imp and I went off with oor pal Tattie to hear some of the ballads sung at the Greig Duncan Collection competition – after which I was brave enough to have a swim in the North Sea (but there’s nae photies o that!)

A few sangs, many midgie bites and a fire on the beach on Saturday evening made sure I had a good nights sleep ready for our last storytelling session at the Town Hall bar at Sunday lunchtime. Then it was already time to go home – wi a few songs and ballads sung all the way home in the car. (Wee Imp had her headphones on by this point, preferring Eurovision over ballads!)

Thanks to Portsoy Haal for having us both along, fit a gran time wi hid! And thanks to everyone who came along to share their stories, songs, poems. And thanks to Sheena for having me laughing so much!

Week 5 with SC&T Youth!

Well today was our last week in Aberdeen’s primary schools as tutors for SC&T Youth! Cornhill Primary School – thankyou for your amazing enthusiasm and wonderful singing!

Once again, pupils from three classes had 4 hours – only 4 hours! of tuition in penny whistle, clarsach, guitar and … Scots Song!

Despite my ever-worsening laryngitis, the pupils of P4, P4/5 and P5 learned to sing The Silver Darlings, The Fisherman’s Lassie and The Barnyards of Delgaty as well as learning all bout the history of the songs and how they describe life in the North East of Scotland. I’ve posted in greater detail about all of these songs in the past few weeks, but I’ve not yet posted about the songs the pupils have been learning for their grand finale!

It is of course Billy Connolly’s The Wellyboot Song – which probably doesn’t need much of an introduction! One of the teachers managed to find this recording of Billy singing it in 1976 -which I can share here cos there’s no swearing! 😀

Noo I’m aff tae nae spik for a wik! 😀

Ashley Road School and the Silver Darlings

It’s another busy week ! This time starting off with the pupils of Ashley Road School who we Scat Youth tutors are visiting to teach penny whistle, guitar, clarsach and Scots song!

I’m teaching the P3s The Barnyards O Delgaty and the P5s the Fisherman’s Lassie (both of which I’ve spoken about in previous posts)… but the P4s are learning The Silver Darlings – a song about the herring boom in Scotland which peaked in 1907. “The Silver Darlings” is a fond nickname for the herring.

The song was written by Jim McLean, Bob Halfin and Andy Hulskrammer and later on this week I’ll share a video of a recording of it with Alastair McDonald. (Find a discussion of the song origins here on mudcat: https://mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=40414 )

The pupils are taught the meaning of the song they’re learning – as well as any unfamiliar Scots words. Many pupils in each school have families who came from farther afield, but no matter where they’re from, they’re all doing a grand job of learning and pronouncing the Scots and Doric!

The image I’ve chosen to illustrate this post is an etching by James McBey (1883-1959) from 1908. The title is “Herring Fleet, Aberdeen” – the etching has made its way across the pond where it is stored at The Boston Public Library Arts Department. James McBey was local to the area and may be familiar to those that visit Aberdeen Art Gallery where there’s a fantastic exhibition of his work. My daughter and I love the interactive display of how etchings were made! (Thoroughly recommended!)

A Busy Week – SC&T, Clashfarquhar and Braehead

I had a very busy week last week with SC&T Youth! But I also also a visit to Clashfarquhar House (where the residents joined in with the Wellyboot Song and had some fun stories from Aberdeenshire and beyond) an then at the end of the week I visited Braehead Primary School whose project this term has the wonderful title “I am a Storyteller”

I told stories to all the pupils – from the wee ones in the nursery, where we had a wonderful adventure in Seaton Park and fed a monster rainbow ice cream (after almost being lunch ourselves!) – all the way up to Primary 7, who got a couple of my scarier tales. All primaries were encouraged to ask questions about stories and storytelling – the different ways of sharing a story with an audience, what makes a good story, and what makes a good storyteller!

The drawing below is by one of my favourite artists. It’s The Nøkken by Theodore Kittelsen. He’s famous for his paintings and illustrations of fairy tales, particularly trolls!

The reason I’m sharing this here is that I told a tale of a North East Kelpie and explained to the pupils that there were other similar creatures in stories around the world. One boy was very interested and asked if I knew any – and the first that came to mind was the Nøkken who play the violin and tempt their human pray into the water. They are also shape-shifters, one of their forms being that of a horse. Just like our Kelpies!

Teaching Scots Song with SC&T Youth

This week, and for a further four weeks, I get to do something a little different! 

Rather than storytelling, I’m going to be working as a tutor with SC&T Youth (the tuition for bairns and young adults through Scottish Culture and Traditions). I’ll be teaching a different song to Primaries 3, 4 and 5 (this week it’s Ps 4, 5 and 6) and one song they’ll all sing together. Meanwhile the other wonderful tutors will be teaching them accompaniment on clasarch, guitar and whistle as well as some trad tunes.

This week we’ve been at St Peter’s Primary – and the snow hasn’t dampened the pupils enthusiasm for learning! Here’s a photo taken on Don St yesterday. A beautiful part of town affa bonny in the snaa.

The Primary 4 pupils are learning one of our old favourites –

The P4s are learning our old favourite, The Fisherman’s Lassie. Noo I wis rummaging aboot tae find a video tae show you of someone singing it – totally forgetting that I recorded a wee video of it at Fraserburgh Lighthouse Museum back in… 2016! Which seems an eternity ago 😮

Here’s my version The Fisherman’s Lassie – more on the song tomorrow if I get a chance to post again 🙂


Elsie’s New Creel

Look at that massive smile… :😀👵🐟

Elsie the Fishwife is delighted because she knows she’ll now be travelling to our storytelling sessions in style!

I have been looking for an authentic fishwife’s creel for years, and finally I got one yesterday from Fancy That? in Edzell! (We enjoyed our nosey around at all the other amazing things and will have a nosey at their shop Ivy’s Emporium next time we’re in Banff)

The creel came from Whitehills near Banff and has been well looked after, so it’s perfect for another few decades use. If you would like a fully costumed storytelling fishwife for your event, please don’t hesitate to get in touch

A photo of an elderly female puppet dressed as a traditional fishwife from the north east of Scotland.  She is wearing a white mutch cap on her grey hair, a cloak made of checked woollen material a white blouse and a red and white striped apron.  She is sitting inside an antique woven creel which is just the perfect size to hold her.

Looking For A Storyteller? Here Are Some Dates For Your Diary

It’s not the end of 2022 yet but in between wrapping gifts and nipping out to post my cards, I’m starting to look at my calendar for the following year. Here are some of the year’s main dates for storytelling activities – so if you’re looking for stories a storyteller to inspire your school pupils or entertain at your event look no further!

I tell all sorts of stories – folk tales, myths and legends, stories of local places and characters – including old Scots songs and ballads. My specialist areas are science, environment and pre-history and I have a number of costumes to choose from. Puppets can also be brought and incorporated into the storytelling session. I am also keen on the promotion of Scots and Doric which is not just used around “Burns Season!” I thoroughly believe that stories are for all ages and can provide storytelling sessions or storytelling workshops from age 2 to 102! (If you’re over 102 then I think you have a few tales to tell to me!)

I am on the Scottish Storytelling Centre’s Directory as well as the Scottish Book Trust’s Live Literature Author Directory. I am a member of Equity and can provide Disclosure certification. Make your enquiry today by emailing paulinecordiner@gmail.com !

Burns Night – 25th January 2023

National Storytelling Week – 30th January to 6th February 2023

World Book Day – 2nd March 2023

Mother’s Day – 19th March 2023

World Poetry Day – 21st March 2023

British Science Week 10th – 19th March 2023

International Children’s Book Day – 2nd April (held on or near Hans Christian Andersen’s birthday)

National Share A Story Month – May 1st to May 31st 2023

National Writing Day – June 23rd 2023

Festival of British Archaeology – July 16th to July 31st

National Poetry Day – 6th October 2023

Father’s Day – June 18th 2023

National Poetry Day – 6th October 2023

Scottish International Storytelling Festival – End Oct 2023

Odd Socks Day – Anti Bullying Week – 13th November 2023

St Andrews Day – 30th November 2023

Book Week Scotland – 16th to 22nd November 2023

National Children’s Book Week – 31st October to 4th November 2023

Book Week Scotland – 16th to 22nd  November 2023